Written by: Jamie

Hello my little gingersnaps!! You know what time it is, right? It’s time to get down to bidness and recap the entertainment highlights of the week. So here we go!

Taylor Swift likes to go hiking. And Taylor Swift doesn’t want paparazzi taking her picture while she hikes. So she came up with a genius way to keep them from taking her picture. She. Hikes. BACKWARDS. I just have a couple of things to say, Taylor. 1. You are not stopping the paparazzi from taking pictures of you. Now they just have pictures of you walking in a very strange, unnatural way. 2. In the highly likely event you trip over something and bust your @ss, there will be paparazzi there to take a picture of you falling, frame by frame. 3. You live in Southern California. You’re hiking in the hills. Some of those hills have cliffs. One day you might fall off a cliff in your attempt to hike backwards TO AVOID PICTURES THE PAPARAZZI ARE TAKING ANYWAY. 4. It’s hard to see the Mountain Lions coming when your back is to them. Actually that’s not a valid point because whether you are walking forward or backward, if you see a Mountain Lion coming at you, you’re dead either way. 4. You just told the whole world on Social Media that you hike backwards to avoid the paparazzi from taking a picture of you, so your backwards hiking is making the rounds making you just seem weird.

What I’m trying to say, Taylor is your logic lacks logic. Just hike like normal and wear the same outfit every time. Then the paparazzi won’t be able to keep selling pictures of you hiking and they’ll stop taking pictures. See? Problem solved. Why does no one ask me for advice in these matters?!

Taylor Swift has an ingenious strategy to keep the paparazzi from photographing her face.

Filed by Adam Bozarth

How do we know this actually is Taylor Swift? She told everybody.

Taylor Swift with a security guard who was keeping her from walking off a cliff. (viatumblr)Taylor Swift is often seen—photographed, rather—walking backwards. It’s not a strange exercise or passing fad, it’s an avoidance technique. This particular photo was going around Tumblr, confusing “Swifties” as to why Taylor would be hiking backwards. Taylor, a fellow Tumblrer, was quick to answer that she sometimes hikes backwards to avoid the paparazzi.

Now, if you are trying to avoid being photographed, I wouldn’t tell people when they have successfully photographed you anyway. Beside that point, I am sure hiking backwards does have some aerobic benefit.

Sources: Mashable via Someecards

In Weird/Florida news, a man calls 911 to brag about his muscles. He then asked the female operator if she was single. She disconnected the call but he called back two more times, again asking the dispatcher’s relationship status. Police tracked him by his cellphone and found him in his tent at a campground, surrounded by beer. Was he going to invite the dispatcher to his tent? Cause that’s quite an offer that a working woman might find hard to turn down. *shakes head no*

Florida Man Calls 911 To Brag About Muscles, Hit On Dispatcher: Police

The Huffington Post | By David Moye

Having big muscles might be something to brag about, but not to a 911 operator.

Edward Garcia, 44, was arrested Wednesday evening after making what police said were several 911 calls in which he bragged about his “big muscles” while hitting on the dispatcher, according to Florida Today.

Fruitland Park police said the dispatcher disconnected Garcia’s first call when he asked if she was single.

Garcia reportedly called back two more times to ask the dispatcher’s current relationship status. He was disconnected both times, according to officials.

Police tracked the calls to a campsite at Lake Griffin State Park, but no one was there, according to ClickOrlando.com.

When the responding officer discovered the phone belong to Edward Garcia, he returned to the campsite which was registered to an “Eduardo Garcia.”

The officer called the number connected to the 911 calls and it rang inside the suspect’s tent.

Garcia was found lying in his tent with an open beer can surrounded by several other cold beers, WESH.com reports.

Police then took Garcia into custody. While he was being taken to the patrol car, he allegedly told the arresting officer he wanted to head butt him and kill him.

Garcia is also accused of spitting on an officer while being taken to the Lake County Jail.

Garcia was charged with battery on a law enforcement officer and misuse of the 911 system. He remains behind bars in lieu of $2,500.

Jail records show Garcia was also arrested in January for assaulting a police officer.

Source: HuffingtonPost

Oh I want to go there so bad, but I’m not going to do it. This is a family friendly site. You will just have to imagine what I really want to say about this picture.