- You’ve thought about trading your Dyson for a rake
- Floor food accounts for half of your diet
- Countdown for bedtime in T-minus…
- The bathroom has become you sanctuary
- Getting peed on is NOT that big of a deal anymore
- You’ve feigned sleep to get out of a diaper change
- Sometimes it feels as though Netflix is your only friend
- You’ve forgotten to put your boob back in for 3 hours
- Don’t even bother fixing yourself food
- If you have to watch the Macaronisaurus episode of Sesame Street one more damn time you’re gonna freak out!
