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Home > Top 10 Ways You Know You Have a Toddler

Top 10 Ways You Know You Have a Toddler

Written by:  Jamie

  • You’ve thought about trading your Dyson for a rake

 

  • Floor food accounts for half of your diet

 

  • Countdown for bedtime in T-minus…

 

  • The bathroom has become you sanctuary

 

  • Getting peed on is NOT that big of a deal anymore

 

  • You’ve feigned sleep to get out of a diaper change

 

  • Sometimes it feels as though Netflix is your only friend

 

  • You’ve forgotten to put your boob back in for 3 hours

 

  • Don’t even bother fixing yourself food

 

  • If you have to watch the Macaronisaurus episode of Sesame Street one more damn time you’re gonna freak out!
Jun 11, 2015Jamie
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