Training 1

I don’t like dogs.

Heart of stone, you ask? Possibly.

I’m a cat person.

Here are a few of problems I have with the little mongrels:

1. When you pet a dog your hand smells . (FYI that does not happen with cats)
2. They follow you around begging for food (the nerve!).
3. When you pet them your hand smells.
4. They just look stupid (look in those eyes and honestly tell me you don’t think, “the lights are on, but nobody’s home”).