The Bachelor 1
Conversations with Brian: The Bachelor
Attempt 1:
Brian: We missed the Sean and Catherine’s wedding should we watch it?
Me: Sure.
A few minutes later
Me: Did she just say ‘grown-sexy’ to Mindy Weiss? What does that even mean? Sophisticated and sexy? Grown sexy sounds like a sexy garden. I want to go water my sexy kale, I grow it sexy in my garden. PETA should steal it and use it for their sexy vegetable commercials. What do you think?
Brian: ….
Me: You’re asleep, … Keep Reading!!!
