Letter To Self 1

Dear Pre-child Jamie,

First off, no, your kids won’t be different. That is why that white linen couch purchase (as much as you tried to justify it) was a stupid idea. Within a year of being a mother that couch will be ruined by a huge stain made by an unidentified liquid. What is your current couch made out of? Microfiber- get familiar.

Scared of labor? Wasting your time worrying about that one…

…But you know … Keep Reading!!!