Brian walks in from a long day at work.
My phone rings
Brian: Is that from Schindler’ s Lists?
Me: Yeah, why?
Brian: You seriously have the music from Schindler’s List as your ringtone?
Brian: Do you realize how weird and depressing that is?
Me: Well, when you put it that way…
Samuel and Aram were helping me carry a meal for a potluck to the car. Samuel was carrying a Tupperware with warm rice in it.
Aram: Samuel, can I hold the rice on … Keep Reading!!!
Brian: We missed the Sean and Catherine’s wedding should we watch it?
A few minutes later
Me: Did she just say ‘grown-sexy’ to Mindy Weiss? What does that even mean? Sophisticated and sexy? Grown sexy sounds like a sexy garden. I want to go water my sexy kale, I grow it sexy in my garden. PETA should steal it and use it for their sexy vegetable commercials. What do you think?
Me: You’re asleep, … Keep Reading!!!