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Conversations with Brian- Ovulation

Brian walks in from a long day at work.

Me: (Sitting on the couch) Careful!
Brian: (Thinks he is about to step on something and fumbles to a stop) What?!
Me: I am currently ovulating. I just read that women who are ovulating are most attracted to dominant men with masculine body types. I also read that women make themselves more attractive to men when they are ovulating…basically, I’m irresistible…Come any closer and you don’t stand a chance. This is

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Conversations with Brian: “Whole Paycheck”

Brian: We should stop shopping at Whole Foods so we can start one of those things.

Me: A savings account?

Brian: I was going to say co-op.… Keep Reading!!!

Happy Father’s Day Brian! 2013

“He didn’t tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.” — Clarence Budington Kelland

Happy Father’s Day, Bri!… Keep Reading!!!

Eat Your Heart Out Tom Selleck (And Your Mustache)…

We arrive home from Palm Springs, and within minutes I hear the hair clippers.

Then this emerges:

Brian: Silent and straightfaced.

Me: “Your mohawk is crooked.”

Brian turns around and goes back in the bathroom where I hear the clippers go on again.

Brian: “Fine, but I’m keeping the mustache!”

Me: “Quick, grab me some peroxide and hairspray!”

Brian: “Why?”

Me: “I need to make sure I am a good Loni Anderson to your Burt Reynolds.”

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Why Home Massages May Be a Romance Killer

When I returned from my month long African adventure, I hadn’t seen Brian in over two weeks. We were still talking about our spa and massage experiences in South Africa and so I had (what I thought was) a genius idea to do home massages. Affordable and fun…or so I thought.

I bought special oil, we put on Skyfall, and I gave Brian a full-body massage for the entire movie. Brian returned the favor later that night. Awesome, right? Well, … Keep Reading!!!

Brian’s Interview on Attachment Parenting

Well, it happened. Brian had his first interview.

We received an email a few weeks ago for an interview request. What made us excited was it wasn’t for me, it was for Brian! They wanted to get his views on AP. This is the first time anyone has ever asked to talk to him about it.

“It’s about damn time!” Brian said. I agreed. We were excited and said yes before we had time to really let … Keep Reading!!!

Brian’s Hair Update

Well, it happened. Brian donated his hair. It happened unexpectedly, so there are no photos before or during the big chop.

It was pretty cool to find out that Brian’s curly locks were deceiving us. Those ringlets when straightened were almost longer than my hair! Brian was about at the end of his patience with growing it and found out he had to cut it for his job, so he was quite relieved when we found out he had … Keep Reading!!!

My Better Half

Who is the strong silent man behind the blog?
No one seems to know. He does need to keep a bit of mystery on here, but we will let you in on a little more of his personality.

Brian and I met the month I turned sixteen. He was almost twenty-one at the time. He wanted nothing to do with me because I was so young. Needless to say, I was fuming by this rejection. I didn’t hear from him … Keep Reading!!!