It’s the one time of year that women can dress like strippers and men can dress as women and no one bats an eyelid. Frankly, I think there is an awesome element to that.
However, the lack of diversity is where my issues lie. Disney Princess as an adult? Here are your top choices…
I soon realized you can get ANY costume in a sexy version.
Here are the most entertaining:
sexy nemo
sexy elmo
There was a boardroom of professionals pitching this costume in the most serious way….the scariest part is that the people in charge totally bought this as a marketable product….which leads me to question why they have that job and I don’t.
Sexy Pinocchio
And they even added into the design Jiminy Cricket making a pass at Pinocchio…..yeah, that’s not creepy at all…
sexy brian the dog
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Sexy Ketchup
Finally They came up with a provocative tomato product ensemble. I know you probably were thinking the same thing as me- “what took so long?”
Sexy keg
A Sexy keg…why not?
Anna Rexia
Well, this is a great idea for a costume. Sure, let’s just make fun of a disease that is generated by our oversexed society that objectifies women’s bodies- and to make it even more of a knee slapper, let’s have the industry that is causing these women to starve themselves until the go into complete organ failure, produce an outfit that mocks the disease in a “sexy” way. Awesome.
sexy harry potter
I’ve heard she has (Hog)warts…. 😉 Get it?
