I shared my most embarrassing moment on here awhile back. We had asked others in our Facebook group to share their most embarrassing moments, and needless to say, the responses left us with tears rolling down our faces we were laughing so hard.
One of our reader responses was so funny we asked if we could share on this blog, and lucky for you, she said yes!
So here is Heather Greenwood’s most embarrassing moment:
After an extremely awful one night stand, I called a taxi home, and sat down at his dining room table to wait (wooden chairs, no cushions). With no warning whatsoever, I let out the longest, loudest fart of my entire life. The wood chairs somehow created this echo effect that I swear made the dishes rattle. I said, “I think I’ll just wait outside,” hoping he’d say something reassuring (or at least have the courtesy to pretend nothing had happened). He said, “I think that’s best.” -Heather Greenwood