1. At Starbucks today:
Barista: Looking at the boys and quietly whispering forward “Are those Seal’s kids?”
Me: “Huh?”
Barista: “Are those Seal and Heidi’s kids?”
Me: “Those ones?”
Barista: Shakes head yes.
Me: “No, those are my kids…”
Barista: Smiles and winks “Okay…”
Me: “No, really…eh, never mind…”
2.At Whole Foods later in the day:
I saw a guy walk in wearing a hoodie and jeans…
My thoughts:
Hey, that guy looks really familiar, he must be on TV…definitely…actor…super familiar looking…I wonder what show he’s…..
….Wait, he seems to know the workers here pretty well…
…Oh, wait, he’s not an actor… he’s a Whole Foods employee shopping for groceries on his day off…He made my sandwich for me yesterday…
…He should be an actor, though. He’s got a good face for it…
3.Later in the evening:
Call from Brian:
Brian: “I’m going to be overtime….”
Me: “Oh, no. Why?”
Bri: “Turn on the news to find out.”
Me: “I’m watching Downton Abbey revisited, can you just tell me?”
Bri: “No, turn on the news….”
Me: “Geez, this is very dramatic…”
changes channel….
Me: “It’s not on the news…Actually the news isn’t on…”
Bri: “Oh, gotta go! Love you!”
Me: “Wait…you’re not going to tell me….”
*click*
2 AM and still waiting for him….
To pass the time I have:
- Attempted to learn the Pulp Fiction dance steps…
- Googled “Did John Stamos have a nose job?” (Just as I suspected! His nose looks exactly like my sister’s!)
- Browsed auto-tuned viral YouTube videos hoping I catch a glimpse of Brian and his escapades tonight…
- Dr. Googled more symptoms…I have diagnosed myself with gout and tyrotoxism (poisoning by cheese)…
- Made the decision not to highlight my hair anymore…
- Made the decision that I will highlight my hair if I think my natural hair color is ugly…
- Decided to not buy clothes for 365 days and give the money I would have spent to addressing the global hunger crisis…
- Added the caveat that underwear is still fair game…
- Attempted to peel a hard boiled egg leaving the egg-white somewhat intact(I failed…seriously I think it is impossible…)….
- Wrote this post
