These are too funny!
When comedians Shayna Ferm and Tracey Tee of the Denver based performance group Pump and Dump ask their followers to submit the the strangest things their kids have said or done, I don’t even think they could have predicted the hilarious responses they would receive.
Here are our favorite 11, but check out thepumpanddumpshow.com for the rest!
My son always called breast feeding “Magic Milk”
One day in the locker room on the way to the pool, he sees a woman with really big, gianormour breasts.
His mouth falls open with drool dripping out the corner & exclaims: “Look at those Magic Milk makers mama!”
(I could have died of embarrassment but smiled)
My son looked at me and said mom are you old? I said not realy. He said how old are you? 36 do I look old. Just in your tummy and butt.
My 3 yearl old yelled out “I need an ice cold beer” in a restaurant.
My 4 year old sone put his plate on the counter & proudly proclaimed, “Well, Mama, it looks like you have more dishes to do!”
My youngest daughter (2) strangled my middle daughters (7) Hamster and my oldest daughter (12) tried to bring it back to life by giving it mouth to mouth resuscitation.
Can we get a ban on all the erectile disfuntion meds. On during NFL football games. It can’t be good when your 7yr old announces…
“Yay! I’m healthy enough for sex!!!”
Drank the bud light lime he found on the sidewalk in our neighborhood.
My daughter asked me why my boobs “dangled” down…
Pooped in the potty then added mommy’s favorite earrings & flushed…
He looked t my cleavage and said
“Mommy what is your butt doing up there?”
Pooped in his trash can in defiance of “Love + Logic” time-out.