Brian just got home from work and is surfing the internet:
Bri: Did you hear Kim Kardashian is going to eat her placenta?
Me: Everyone is eating their placenta these days. I feel left out.
Bri: …but didn’t your placenta try to kill you? (He was referring to the autoimmune reaction my body had with my placenta in my HELLP Syndrome pregnancy with Aram.)
Me: Oh yeah, maybe my placenta was not the edible kind. (And I suddenly felt better)
Me:… Do you think I can buy one off of someone with twins?
Bri: No response.