
My phone rings
Brian: Is that from Schindler’ s Lists?
Me: Yeah, why?
Brian: You seriously have the music from Schindler’s List as your ringtone?
Me: Yes…
Brian: Do you realize how weird and depressing that is?
Me: Well, when you put it that way…
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Samuel and Aram were helping me carry a meal for a potluck to the car. Samuel was carrying a Tupperware with warm rice in it.
Aram: Samuel, can I hold the rice on my lap when we get int he car?
Samuel: No, Aram. It’s still a little warm. I think I should hold it. I’m wearing pants, plus I’m just built for the heat…
Aram: I’m not built for the heat?
Samuel: No, just me and Grandpa…
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Aram: Samuel look! That Koala is wearing her baby.
Samuel: I know I see this every time we come in here.
Aram: You did!? Why didn’t you tell me or mommy? You know we like that kind of stuff…