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Home > Eat Your Heart Out Tom Selleck (And Your Mustache)…

Eat Your Heart Out Tom Selleck (And Your Mustache)…

Written by:  Jamie

We arrive home from Palm Springs, and within minutes I hear the hair clippers.

Then this emerges:

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Brian: Silent and straightfaced.

Me: “Your mohawk is crooked.”

Brian turns around and goes back in the bathroom where I hear the clippers go on again.

Brian: “Fine, but I’m keeping the mustache!”

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*wiggles eyebrows*

Me: “Quick, grab me some peroxide and hairspray!”

Brian: “Why?”

Me: “I need to make sure I am a good Loni Anderson to your Burt Reynolds.”

Brian turns around again and the clippers, once again, turn on.

I thought it was a compliment, but apparently he did not take it that way, and off went the superstache.

I’ll take him any way I can get him.

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Photo by Samuel Grumet 🙂

 

Mar 26, 2013Jamie
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