Me: Quick! If you were dying and on your death bed insisted that your only wish was that I remarry, which celebrity would match the character archetype you would want to replace you?
Brian: Ughhhh……Tim Tebow…
Me: Seriously? You’d want Tim Tebow to raise your kids?
Brian: (now getting defensive) You don’t think Tim Tebow would be a good dad? He would be a great one!
Me: Okay, okay, fair enough.
Brian: Who would you pick for me?
Me: Carrie Underwood.
Me: Yeah, totally.
Brian: Why are both of our picks so conservative and wholesome?
Me: Don’t you think we’re conservative and wholesome?
Brian: Um…not really…