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Conversations with Brian- Ovulation

Written by:  Jamie

Brian walks in from a long day at work.

  • Me: (Sitting on the couch) Careful!
  • Brian: (Thinks he is about to step on something and fumbles to a stop) What?!
  • Me: I am currently ovulating. I just read that women who are ovulating are most attracted to dominant men with masculine body types. I also read that women make themselves more attractive to men when they are ovulating…basically, I’m irresistible…Come any closer and you don’t stand a chance. This is your warning.
  • Brian: Why are you lisping?
  • Me: I’m wearing my retainer.
  • Brian: What is that stuff on your face?
  • Me: Retin-A.
  • Brian: I think I’ll take my chances…
Jun 27, 2014Jamie
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