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Conversations with Brian: Morbid Talk

Written by:  Jamie

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*Ringing Phone*

Me: Who is calling?

Brian: Lawn, Forrest?

Me: I don’t know a Lawn Forrest….

Brian: No, no- Forrest Lawn.

Me: The cemetery?

Brian: Probably

Me: Ew, they probably want to sell us plots! Well…wait a minute, that might not actually be a bad idea. We should look into buying them now. I hear they are going up in price rapidly. I wouldn’t want to do that to the kids.

Brian: I don’t want to be buried.

Me: Really?!

Brian: Nope, cremate me.

Me: Are you sure?

Brian: Well, what do you want?

Me: Um, well, now that I think about it none of the options sound that alluring to me at the moment. Surprise me.

Brian: ….

Brian: Hey where is Forrest Lawn, anyway?

Me: I think they are all over. They are like a chain….

Brian: Like the Applebee’s of cemeteries?

Me: Both places I’d prefer to avoid…

Brian: Can we talk about something else?

Oct 28, 2013Jamie
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