*Ringing Phone*
Me: Who is calling?
Brian: Lawn, Forrest?
Me: I don’t know a Lawn Forrest….
Brian: No, no- Forrest Lawn.
Me: The cemetery?
Brian: Probably
Me: Ew, they probably want to sell us plots! Well…wait a minute, that might not actually be a bad idea. We should look into buying them now. I hear they are going up in price rapidly. I wouldn’t want to do that to the kids.
Brian: I don’t want to be buried.
Me: Really?!
Brian: Nope, cremate me.
Me: Are you sure?
Brian: Well, what do you want?
Me: Um, well, now that I think about it none of the options sound that alluring to me at the moment. Surprise me.
Brian: ….
Brian: Hey where is Forrest Lawn, anyway?
Me: I think they are all over. They are like a chain….
Brian: Like the Applebee’s of cemeteries?
Me: Both places I’d prefer to avoid…
Brian: Can we talk about something else?
