Brian: Why are there like 100 grapefruits in the refrigerator?
Me: Because I’ve heard that the grapefruit farmers are struggling. I don’t want them to go out of business! They need to feed their families!
Brian: That’s fine, but why aren’t you eating any of them? They keep piling up.
Me: Because I don’t like grapefruits.
Brian: Okay, are you not seeing the problem here? This is a huge waste of food. You need to at least donate it or something.
Me: I offered some to the homeless man who is always outside the store…
Brian: And?
Me: He doesn’t like grapefruits.
Brian: I am starting to understand the plight of the grapefruit farmer.
