At Breakfast…
Me: Do you really like your coffee with nothing in it?
Brian: Yep. I like my coffee the way I like my women.
Me: [Silently giving him a stink face.]
Brian: What is that look for?
Me: I’m worried that what you are about to say will be really offensive.
Brian: I was going to say strong.
Me: I’m sorry that I ever doubted you.
