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Conversations with Brian: Ball Size

Written by:  Jamie

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Me: Hey did you hear they are saying that men who have big balls make crappy fathers?

Brian: Who is this “they” everyone talks about? Ever think of that?

Me: Crazy people.

Brian: Okay, I’ll go with that.

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Me: So, would you say your balls are big or small?

Brian: Um, I guess they would be about average? Wait, no…you tell me!

Me: So that would make you a mediocre dad.

Brian: Hey…

Me: Actually, thinking about it now, what is the “ideal” ball size? Penis size gets all the attention.  You never hear someone bragging about their big balls. Overworked and under-appreciated….

Brian: Someone got off on the 4th floor last night and it really does stink!

Me: Hah! Wait, stop trying to change the subject,  I’m still confused. Ever guy wants a big penis, but not big balls? Why?

Brian: Well, because that would make us crappy fathers.

Brian for the win.

Sep 21, 2013Jamie
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