Images and text by Ryan Anderson Bell.
“My body is weird now…” Lynette said during our first pregnancy.
I ticked through the usual replies…
“You’re so beautiful.”
“Honey, you’re creating life. It’s amazing!”
“Your body is a wonderland.” Actually, I’d never say that.
Only the biggest douchebag in the universe would ever say that.
Now that we are in our second pregnancy I realize that I missed a HUGE part of the discussion. I should have pointed … Keep Reading!!!
Daycare facilities typically gather as much information about the child being enrolled as possible. Parents often toil over the most mundane of questions… but not this dad! He gives the most hilariously honest answers to some pretty standard questions about his 1-year-old daughter. Watch out Honest Toddler, baby Emma is hot on your heels.
The lovely Locally Laid Egg Company receives its eggs from local chickens (surprise, surprise). However, not everyone is a fan of this company and their very transparent name. And by not everyone, we mean this guy:
The company’s “marketing chick” Lucie B. Amundsen took the time to respond to this man’s letter. Her response eloquently directs his mind of out the gutter.
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Having trouble thinking of a Valentine’s Day present to give your significant other? Well, look no further than the edible anus! (I may be a prude, but I am not too proud to admit that I’m cringing and laughing while writing this.)
Magnus Irvin had an idea for anus chocolates (not the flavor, the shape). Naturally, he decided to cast his own anus to test it out. Apparently it was a success, because he soon branched out to not … Keep Reading!!!
Jomboy explained on Youtube that he had given his little brother a realistic-looking toy dog. For some unknown reason the lovely gift completely freaked out his mom.
He decided to have a little fun with the toy, pranking his mom multiple times, minutes apart.
College Humor came out with this hilarious music video about how people tend to “Facebook stalk” their supposedly happier and more successful friends.
It starts out quite depressing…
His buddy Jack just purchased a house:
His friend Jeff got an HBO gig:
Not to mention his friends who seem to have the funds to succumb to their insatiable wanderlust
It seems even his friends digital photos are more successful than he is in real … Keep Reading!!!
This Instagram account highlights some less than fashionable fathers, who seem (for the most part) to be willing participants. Chrissy Teigen even submitted her dad Ron Teigen Sr (seen below in the final photo).
And then there are the tips on how to “get the look” modeled by the highlighted father. That is why this hilarious parody of fashion blogging has taken the internet by storm. The account has already garnered over 76,000 followers.
Check out some of our favorites … Keep Reading!!!
Martin Bruckner is the father of a toddler daughter. Like many parents, he began noticing some of the more absurd things coming out of his mouth like “please don’t put spaghetti between your toes…” and decided that these relatable parenting moments needed to be shared. So, he got creative… Soon he began taking real silly quotes from his family and drawing art to go along with their words.
And that is how Spaghetti Toes Tumblr was born.
You can visit … Keep Reading!!!
Pretty much every ad for beer attempts to tell you that icy hops are synonymous for a good time, specifically at at a party.
Well, apparently we have been missing out on the real party starter: lactobacillus acidophilus.… Keep Reading!!!
“My breasts aren’t in your way.”
When this mom walked in on her son “combing his hair” (well, according to him), she stays calm and starts recording the ridiculously adorable situation with her camera phone.
…And we love it! Not just because they caught this hilariously relatable moment on video, but because they will also be able to watch mom’s awesome accompanying reaction for years to come.
Besides, it’s just hair! He’ll need another haircut by summer.… Keep Reading!!!
Orsara Recipes has been a popular Youtube series for those who want to learn genuine Italian cooking. The star of the show Orsara gets a little tongue tied when he tries to say Worcestershire sauce. We couldn’t stop laughing until someone on our team pointed out that no one at the table could truly pronounce the word correctly, either.… Keep Reading!!!