Confession: After Birth Nudes

I took nude photos after the birth of my first child. Why? Well, Why not? Sure, your body may not be in the best shape, but it just did the coolest thing it will ever do! I think that should be captured on film!   … [Read more...]

Everyone Loves Me During Election Season

Whenever I see volunteer political supporters, picketers, or anything holding a sign in support of something on the side of the street, I'll honk and wave in support. Even if I have no idea what the heck the proposition is, or who the politician is. I know, it is bad. Brian is extremely embarrassed if he is in the car. It's nice to see people passionate about something. And when I honk everyone yells and waves back with excitement. What can I say? I like seeing happy people! … [Read more...]

Small Man Hands

Today's confession comes from my wonderful cousin, Whitney! Check out her blog (Random Though Thursday is a hilarious weekly post): www.McMadness.com Hello from McMadness. When Jamie asked me to fill in for Confession Friday I was pumped. (Does anyone still say pumped, or has it gone the way of 'da bomb?) I figured I must have dozens of confessions to choose from. So I searched the deep recesses of my soul to come up with a really good one to share. Do I confess that I read text messages … [Read more...]

Confession Friday: Andrew Zimmern is My Celebrity Crush

Don't give me what look, by the end of this I will bet he will be yours, too. Andrew Zimmern hosts a show on the Travel Channel called "Bizarre Foods", where he travels the world sampling different and unique fare of the area. I like him so much I was personally concerned for him as his weight went up and he looked unhealthy. Recently he's been looking more svelte and I gave a sigh of relief thinking he's probably healthier (and more dashing ;-) ...) Some may ask, "Why would you be … [Read more...]

Confession Friday

  I grew up a blonde girl in suburbia, but I have awesome taste in rap music. It's a gift, believe-it-or-not. I could probably get a job with VIBE magazine, I'm that good.   … [Read more...]

Confession Friday

I'm afraid of my cell phone. Most of you know that my cell phone is chronically missing. I also don't text. Never have, and I probably never will. I lost interest in my cell phone about five years ago and I only bother to find it if I'm going somewhere out of the area, alone, with the kids. What I avoid telling people is that Brian is constantly pushing to buy me an IPhone. And I secretly want one. My excuse is it will be another device I will become addicted to. That is true, but my true … [Read more...]

Confession Friday

      I like falling asleep watching TBN I know, I know....it is bad to watch TV when you're going to sleep, but I don't care. I use sleeptimer...that is worth something, right? I decided to live without a TV in my bedroom for two years thinking it would be good for me. I hated it every night for two years. When we moved into our house I demanded a TV go back in our room. I've appreciated it even more since then! Why TBN? I'm not really sure. It is strangely … [Read more...]

Confession Friday

Occasionally, When I need some alone time, I will tell Brian I need to poop and go read Sunset magazine in the bathroom. I know he reads this....So I would just like to say I never fake when I have a headache so I can take a nap! Promise! Only fake poop... I love you... … [Read more...]

If It’s Yellow Let It Mellow

"I let my kids pee in the shower!" Every time it is shower time as soon as the water hits those little bodies they need to pee. I ask them to pee beforehand, but they say don't have to go, of course. I remember this happening to me when I was little! Since urine is relatively sanitary (you could drink it if you absolutely had to) I just say aim for the drain and that is that. I've been asking other moms about their funny confessions and pee seems to be in 90% of stories. This one … [Read more...]

Confession Friday

  I sometimes wish Brian worked weird night shifts again so I can watch all the junk reality TV I want, in bed... with ice cream...  and no one would be the wiser. :-) … [Read more...]