“I don’t like it when things I like become popular.“
That’s weird, right? I guess that is why it is my confession.
Hear me out.
Example 1: I liked Ugg boots way before they became popular.
I don’t have a problem with other people liking the same things as me.
My issue that is once it becomes … Keep Reading!!!
I go to IKEA for the food.
What Can I say? I’m a sucker for Swedish meatballs. [insert inappropriate joke here]
And at those prices? Really? Can you blame me? Before you give me a disgusted look, first ask yourself if you’ve even tried it…..If not, I suggest you do before you scoff at the idea of eating at a discount furniture store…
I have a pair of underwear from the 7th grade. I still wear them regularly. They are half camouflage, half red, with multiple holes, and all the elastic is stretched out so I need to role them. On top of that, Brian complains that I not only have them in my possession, but wear them regularly.
I just can’t seem to get rid of the darn things…I’ve even packed them for the trip I’m currently on.… Keep Reading!!!
Confession: if I’m playing Scrabble and I can spell a naughty or off-color word, I’m going to, even if there is another word that has triple the value.
Winning is not my objective in this game.
“We all gone die we bleed through similar veins.” – 2Pac
That was going through my head during my emergency C-section!
The OB was rushing through my cesarean and speaking to the anesthesiologist about my platelet count and blood pressure.
I was praying, but whenever I would stop that line from Bone Thugs N Harmony song kept rushing through my head!
I kept thinking, “Please God don’t let me die, my last thoughts can’t consist of both Jesus and ‘Thug … Keep Reading!!!
Confession: I liked my C-section…A lot.
The truth is, it was the only part of my pregnancy (aside from Aram) that I actually liked.
The procedure went smoothly, my recovery was easy, pain was minimal ( they forced me to take the Ibprofen the first day, but nothing after that- I never took the vicodin), and my scar has basically vanished (where is my battle scar!?). The most important thing is Aram is healthy because of it.
Confession: I do not enforce a brush twice a day rule with my children.
I figure, they’re going to fall out anyway.… Keep Reading!!!
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Secrecy sets barriers between men, but at the same time offers the seductive temptation to break through the barriers by gossip or confession.