It’s the one time of year that women can dress like strippers and men can dress as women and no one bats an eyelid.
If you want to dress like a themed hooker for halloween I really could care less, my best costume was the year my friend and I dressed up like Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson (I think we won the costume contest that year). I’m only complaining because I’m having a hard time as a woman finding a normal non-sexified costume. See below:
I don’t know if the costume maker knows this, but she’s missing half of her dress.
I was really disturbed to find that all of the disney costumes, for adults, were the easiest to find in the scandalous versions:
I soon realized you can get ANY costume in a sexy version.
Here are the most disturbing:
What is wrong with the model’s face?
There was a boardroom of professionals pitching this costume in the most serious way….the scariest part is that the people in charge totally bought this as a marketable product….which leads me to question why they have that job and I don’t.
And they even added into the design Jiminy Cricket making a pass at Pinocchio…..yeah, that’s not creepy at all…
Finally They came up with a provocative tomato product ensemble. I know you probably were thinking the same thing as me- “what took so long?”
Really? A sexy keg? Here is a costume for the girl who wants guys’ attention…Okay, I guess she could just really like beer. I’ve become quite cynical…beer lover it is!
Well, this is a great idea for a costume. Sure, let’s just make fun of a disease that is generated by our oversexed society that objectifies women’s bodies- and to make it even more of a knee slapper, let’s have the industry that is causing these women to starve themselves until the go into complete organ failure, produce an outfit that mocks the disease in a “sexy” way. Awesome.
I’ve heard she has (Hog)warts…. Get it?