Brian: I walk around the house naked all the time. I still haven’t figured out if there is an age I should cover up.
My mom: I don’t think it is an issue at all for the boys to see you naked.
Brian: Oh yeah, I agree, I can tell it is good for the boys’ self esteem to see a nude body in a natural setting. The only time I am ever concerned about being naked in my home is when I’m cooking bacon.
My mom: (wincing) You don’t really cook bacon naked, do you?
Brian: Yes I do…
My mom: But…it splatters…
Brian: Yes, unfortunately I’m very aware of that….
Brian: You know what else is weird? I don’t think I’ve ever seen my dad naked before.
My mom: That is strange. A trip to Esalen with him should be on your bucket list! Male bonding!
Me: Did you just tell Brian to add seeing his dad naked to his bucket list?
My mom: Well, when you put it that way it sounds creepy.