Conversations with Brian: Girl Talk
After about an hour of us both reading Brian breaks the silence with…
Brian: Hey, when females get massages do they do their breasts, too?
Me: It depends on what country you’re in, why?
Brian: Well, every place I’ve gone they’ve done my chest; I just wondered if it was the same for women.
Me: What were you reading when that random thought got into your head?
Brian: The Whiskey Bible…
And about another half hour of silence goes by
Me: Hey if I ever needed a hysterectomy would you buy me all new fancy underwear?
Brian: Sure. Why, is something wrong?
Me: No…I was just thinking about it.
Brian: You’re fantasizing about a hysterectomy and you think I’m weird for asking about massages?
Me: I think I’ll keep an ovary, though. I’ve heard it helps with hot flashes.
Brian: How about you keep everything unless there is a problem?
Me: Okay party pooper.
Brian: I’m not even sure how to respond to that.
The boys love this tea during chilly afternoons, or during our spa and yoga nights. Children’s Tea: (Serves 2) Ingredients:
Today we’re packing up and heading to Carmel and the Bay Area to visit family! Beach, sun (maybe…you never know