Conversations with Brian: Girl Talk


After about an hour of us both reading Brian breaks the silence with…

Brian: Hey, when females get massages do they do their breasts, too?

Me: It depends on what country you’re in, why?

Brian: Well, every place I’ve gone they’ve done my chest; I just wondered if it was the same for women.

Me: What were you reading when that random thought got into your head?

Brian: The Whiskey Bible…

And about another half hour of silence goes by

Me: Hey if I ever needed a hysterectomy would you buy me all new fancy underwear?

Brian: Sure. Why, is something wrong?

Me: No…I was just thinking about it.

Brian: You’re fantasizing about a hysterectomy and you think I’m weird for asking about massages?

Me: Yes.

Me: I think I’ll keep an ovary, though. I’ve heard it helps with hot flashes.

Brian: How about you keep everything unless there is a problem?

Me: Okay party pooper.

Brian: I’m not even sure how to respond to that.

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  1. Spank 8 November, 2013, 09:37

    I actually worked on a case 2 years ago where we were defending the spa against claims of inappropriate behavior by the masseuse who did a breast massage on a client. Of course it is a he said/she said matter but in general male’s do not perform breast massages on females to avoid these sorts of allegations. In fact, I believe many places do not allow their employees to do them at all to avoid any charges of improper conduct. So it’s not typical but it is something that is offered though my guess is usually with the happy ending package. ;)

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  2. Shannon Bradley-Colleary 8 November, 2013, 13:02

    I just couldn’t quite get past the people massaging Brian’s chest. Just sayin’.

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  3. WhitMc 8 November, 2013, 21:44

    Me and my B had the same conversation about massages not to long ago! With respect to keeping an ovary, ask Grammy for her opinion on that one.

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  4. Katie Gray 25 November, 2013, 09:20

    I’ve has a portion of my breast massaged during a full body (mostly the sides near the armpit). Only once though and I’ve had several massages. I thought it was a little unnerving at first, but being that it was the area that is most restricted by a bra and under wire, I went with it cause it was so relaxing and really relieved a lot of pain I had there. It was more than ten years ago and I’ve never asked a masseuse to do it since cause I thought that would be weird, so I have my husband massage that area sometimes, which he doesn’t seem to mind.

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  5. Corie Lynn 25 November, 2013, 16:21

    My mom is a masseuse and when I was little she used to practice on me and her ex-husband, and she always taught me that you don’t massage a man’s ‘breast’ area because it can still cause arousal (not that it isn’t impossible in general) and is inappropriate, she is still in practice and she always works around but never on the area, just like she avoids touching anything but the lower portion of the back without a sheet in between her and her client.

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